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Today I bring you the summer romance. So I’ve been on vacay and I’ve been sick so I’ve watched a few cute little flicks over on Netflix. Great movies, very entertaining. Make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But it got me thinking, who actually has a summer romance like those movies?
I am too old to be lying
I can honestly say hand on heart, not me. I’ve attempted quite a few times to have a relationship with someone in summer and they have not really ever turned into anything as I imagined in my mind. There was the one-night stand that turned into hooking up where it should have been left. Great guy, nice. Amazing lover. Took me to a movie once and bought me popcorn. Not summer romance material. Then there was the one who destroyed my heart into 10 million pieces. We hung out a lot. Now that I look back I probably (insert definitely) intentionally turned up to places he was going to be at and forced the situation a lot. We slept together and I did absolutely anything he asked of me to get to spend time with him but again, not a summer romance. I am too old to be lying
Keep it real with me
It also got me to thinking do they actually exist or do we put so much emphasis on them that we drive them away by thinking about them constantly? It seems so perfect in your mind, you go to a bar or a party and run into a guy you used to know at school or a cute stranger that rescues you from an awkward social situation. You ditch the party and hang out at some magical secret spot laughing and having a roar of a time. He walks you home or to the train, Uber, taxi and you think hey this was fun, and ask him for his number. Keep it real with me You swap digits and then comes the so I’m not looking for anything right now, let’s just hang and befriends text. Then cue music montage of you hanging out doing cute things – movies, riding bikes, swimming at the local waterhole/river/lake, learning something from him, eating out. Don’t forget lots of laughter. Then after weeks of hanging out being mates, the kiss. The world stops and everything is magical and tender and passionate. IRL – doesn’t happen. Sometimes the kiss is awkward, gross (slobbery, tongue where it ain’t needed, pash rash) hell I once headbutted a guy so hard going in for the first kiss I actually saw a flash and woke up with a golf ball-sized lump on my head the next day.
Stay the fuck away from me
So now you’ve kissed – cute right! So now you’re hanging out still, but you’re getting closer, touching, snuggling up together. Then the sex happens. And it’s so romantic and dreamy and he’s gentle and loving and it’s just beautiful and not weird or awkward at all. Wrong Hahahaha! Stay the fuck away from me You’ve probably been out and had 5 tequila shots and your weight in bourbon (again maybe just me) so you’re drunk as hell, or you’re in a rush before someone comes home or you plan it out in your mind and then it actually happens and you’re really disappointed.
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